I imagine the events leading to Final Fantasy VIII's inception went down something like this: every Monday morning, Sakaguchi would call Kitase (director), Nojima (scenario writer), Hiroyuki (battle designer), Nomura (character designer), and Uematsu (composer) into his office and sit them all down. You have been waylaid by enemies and must defend yourself. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched! A salve would be most joyously anticipated! >Ěnonymous 10/13/10(Wed)19:22 No.12433750Īfter frolicking in a bush that we now consider to be of suspicious nature, both Boo and I have contracted the Calimshite Itch in rather. The pain will only be passing you should survive the process. I don't think anything like this has ever happened to me before. Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! You must gather your party before venturing forth. >I'll do what I can, but expect very little. Don't worry, I will explain everything as soon as there is time. Let's hurry child! The night can only get worse so we must find shelter soon. Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy. Torture? Silly girl, you just don't understand what I'm doing, do you? My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse! I thank you for not stealing the pantaloons, and I will thank you kindly not to mention the stuffing in the codpiece. >Ěnonymous 10/13/10(Wed)18:53 No.12433519Īnd then I kicked him in the head till he was dead,hahahaha The tunnel slopes upward into the welcome glare of daylight. I will be the last! And you will go first. GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!! GO FOR THE EYES!! ITT, describe your sex life with a Baludr's Gate Quote Anonymous 10/13/10(Wed)15:43 No.12431456